majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

An old friend & myself out for a drink or five this last Saturday.
I am so white that I’m boarder line translucent.
“Come see the vampires of New York.”

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

fussybabybitch:

it goes on for pages

politi-gal:

memeographs:

What could it be? What distinguishes these four presidents from one another?

 

manufactured outrage

skyrimconfessionss:

“No matter how beautiful Hjerim is, I will never move my family to Windhelm. Not because of Hjerim’s dark past, but more to Windhelm’s horrid weather and racist citizen. I won’t let my family, especially my children, grow up in such a dreadful place!”

http://skyrimconfessions.com