Like some junkie cosmonaut.

dahliadoll:

Fucking inspirational.
Kathryn Joosten (December 20, 1939 – June 2, 2012)

dahliadoll:

Fucking inspirational.

Kathryn Joosten (December 20, 1939 – June 2, 2012)

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mom:you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:this isn't normal
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"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
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atheistoverdose:

Quotes from the founding fathers

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— 17 hours ago with 1003 notes

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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putridsexobject:

southerncharmm:

finished ahead of schedule! hand drawn and a daily occurrence when I go to the beach/pool! why do pubes offend people so much.
“hey babe, I can see your pubes”
HISSSSS!

gpoy.

putridsexobject:

southerncharmm:

finished ahead of schedule! hand drawn and a daily occurrence when I go to the beach/pool! why do pubes offend people so much.

“hey babe, I can see your pubes”

HISSSSS!

gpoy.

— 17 hours ago with 80 notes